Posted 1 week ago

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

This is genius

(Source: 4chanscreencaps)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

watching porn

  1. while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  2. after you cum: ew
Posted 1 week ago
  1. white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  2. Japanese people: nope
  3. Thai people: nope
  4. Black people: nope
  5. Latin people: nope
  6. Cuban people: nope
  7. Native people: nope
  8. Korean people: nope
  9. Filipino people: nope
  10. Desi people: nope
  11. Arab people: nope
  12. Queer people: nope
  13. Vietnamese people: nope
  14. Chinese people: nope
  15. Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  16. Jewish people: nope
  17. Romani people: nope
  18. Women: nope
Posted 1 week ago

spacetiger-bonsai:

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

my nigga

Posted 1 week ago

isharrystylesreal:

kid cudi is my favorite

(Source: niallzkilam)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Grow with me or watch me grow.

(Source: mindofataurus)

Posted 1 week ago
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via hardtopleasenow)

(Source: princessariel2323)